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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

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♪ champion of right ♪

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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

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♪ darkwing of the night ♪

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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪

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♪ but his number's up ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Let's get dangerous.

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Darkwing, darkwing duck!

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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪

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♪ the master of surprise ♪

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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪

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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

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♪ here comes ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Look out!

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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Let's get dangerous!

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

29
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Darkwing duck,
Tormentor of the guilty,

30
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Had done his job well.

31
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He had washed the
City clean of crime

32
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Like a... Damp mop?
That's not dramatic.

33
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Scouring pad? Squeegee?

34
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I got it!

35
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He'd washed the
City clean like a...

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Tidal wave?

37
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Somewhat unusual for
This time of year.

38
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We don't generally get
Tidal waves until...

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Hello. A flashquack message?

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[crash]

41
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"Urgent.
Come to shush immediately.

42
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"Your assistance is
Urgently required.

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Repeat... Urgent."

44
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Sounds like it's urgent.

45
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We have an urgent
Situation, darkwing duck.

46
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There's been a flood of
Tidal waves worldwide.

47
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Uh, yes, j. Gander.
I heard about it.

48
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Obviously caused by
Volcanic activity

49
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With a seismic force of 7.3,

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An epicenter in the
Southern hemisphere.

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A most impressive deduction,

52
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But these waves aren't
Natural disasters.

53
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Which leads me to conclude

54
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They must be
Unnatural disasters!

55
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Most unnatural, indeed.

56
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Show him the note,
Agent gryzlikoff.

57
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This was received from f.O.W.L.,

58
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The fiendish organization
For world larceny.

59
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I know what it stands for!

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They threaten
Devastation of the planet

61
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Unless $90 kazillion
Are turned over to them

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Within 72 hours.

63
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See why we need your help?

64
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I guess I could
Kick in a few bucks.

65
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It's your expertise we
Need, not money.

66
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Oh, oh, yes. Of course.

67
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You can't put a price
On my expertise.

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You'll fly here in
The stealth shuttle,

69
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A vehicle developed
For the space program.

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After I summon my
Crack pilot launchpad,

71
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I'll be ready to go.

72
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No. This vehicle is so complex,

73
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It can only be flown

74
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By the shuttle's test pilot.

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Who is me.

76
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Hold the phone!

77
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I'm not flying with
Laughing boy here.

78
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You don't belong

79
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With shush mission anyway!

80
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Now, now, agent gryzlikoff.

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I want you two
Working as a team.

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Is that clear?

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Now, gentlemen,
Our research staff

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Has designed new equipment
You may find useful.

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This wristwatch, for instance,

86
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Is actually a very
Destructive grenade.

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It's running slow.

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To set it off, pull the stem.

89
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That's more like it.

90
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Then push it back in.

91
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Hmm! Equipment in working order.

92
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Check.

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[j. Gander] Darkwing,
Please, you must remember,

94
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The fate of the world
Depends upon you

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And agent gryzlikoff.

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Step on it. It's already 4 p.M.,

97
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And we're still not there.

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We fly so fast,
It only feels like we're moving slow.

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It is actually 11:00
Yesterday morning.

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Regulations say keep your
Timepiece set correctly.

101
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Oh, regulations!

102
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Well, o.K. Fine. There.

103
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See? I set... It.

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Oops.

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You and your regulations!

106
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Auto-radar device is gone!

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So you wouldn't
Know if we're going

108
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East or west or up...

109
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We're going down!

110
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Turn right!

111
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No! Left.

112
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Left! Right! Right! Right!

113
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In another 48 hours, f.O.W.L.
High command

114
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Is gonna be 90 kazillion
Samoleons richer.

115
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Hey, might be a good time

116
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To ask for a raise, hah?

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[crash]

118
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Yo-ho-ho! What was that?

119
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I think it was a coconut, boss.

120
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Let me see that.

121
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You've kaputted entire craft,

122
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Nearly expirating our lives!

123
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Chill out, will ya, gryz?

124
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Just be grateful these...

125
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Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaagh!

126
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[thud]

127
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Watch yourself.
That first step's a...

128
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Doozy.

129
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[steelbeak] Agent
Gryzlyface, too?

130
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Ugh!

131
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Better step aside.

132
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So I can get hit by coconut?

133
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No.

134
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The shuttle is about to...

135
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Fall.

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[j. Gander] <I>agent gryzlikoff!</I>

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<I>darkwing duck!</I>

138
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We're here, j. Gander,

139
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Wherever here is.

140
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Shuttle was severely damaged

141
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Due to incompetent
Bungling of noodlenut!

142
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Noodlenut?

143
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<I>if f.O.W.L.'s plan
Is not stopped,</I>

144
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<I>the world will be destroyed!</I>

145
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If world is destroyed,
Is his fault.

146
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It is not!

147
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Not, not, not! Is, is, is!

148
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<I>stop this squabbling!</I>

149
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<I>you must work as a team!</I>

150
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Those two wanna
Stop my mad plan?

151
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Well, maybe it's time this team

152
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Had a little coaching, ah?

153
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J. Gander's right.

154
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We can't fight when the whole
World's depending on us.

155
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Let's put aside our
Differences and work as a team.

156
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<I>da,</I> comrade.<I>da.</I>
What do we do first?

157
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It'll be dark soon.
We must build a shelter.

158
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You go chop down
15 tall palm trees.

159
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<I>da.</I> right.

160
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We also have to eat,

161
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So gather a couple
Dozen coconuts.

162
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Well, get to it, partner.

163
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<I>da, da.</I> right.
Chop 15 palm trees.

164
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Gather two dozen
Coconuts, and...

165
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Hmmm...

166
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Oh!

167
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[fuming]

168
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♪ ya ta-tootie ♪♪

169
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What will you be
Doing, comrade partner?

170
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Well, somebody's gotta
Do the dirty work

171
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And guard the shuttle.

172
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Oh.<I>da,</I> comrade. <I>da.</I>

173
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Of course.

174
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♪ ya too too too too ♪

175
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♪ ya ta... ♪♪

176
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Watch it, old pal.
You nearly beaned me.

177
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I didn't do anything, comrade.

178
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No, but we did.

179
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Whatever it is
That you didn't do,

180
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Don't do it again!

181
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Accidents can happen,
But this is ridiculous!

182
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But I did nothing.

183
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I hope you're not calling me a
Liar, old amigo.

184
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All right. That does it.

185
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Ptooey.

186
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Ptooey.

187
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Age-old question...
If a tree falls on a bear in the woods,

188
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Does it make a sound?

189
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Whoa!

190
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Hmm... Yes.

191
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I'd say that's
Definitely a sound.

192
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That oughta heat the
Cold war back up again.

193
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I'll squeeze
Feathers out of you!

194
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What am I doing?

195
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We are palsy-walsy, right?

196
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Right.

197
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We forget this little tiff

198
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And let nylons be nylons, right?

199
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Right.

200
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Hey, gryz.

201
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Alley-oop!

202
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Why do you throw
Coconut onto my head?

203
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You catch it when I say,

204
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"Hey, gryz. Alley-oop."

205
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Such fun and games are not
Covered in regulations.

206
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Gryz, gryz, gryz.

207
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This thing is no good.

208
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Stop. Smell the roses.

209
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Tomorrow is another day.
Loosen up!

210
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Regulations say is five
Minutes past bedtime.

211
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I must hit haystack.

212
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I'd hate to be marooned on
A desert island with him.

213
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Oh, yeah. I <I>am</I> marooned
On an island with him.

214
00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:06,415
[darkwing] <I>get rid of...
Tomorrow... Gryzlik...</I>

215
00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:08,582
[tape rewinds]

216
00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:12,499
<I>tomorrow I'll get
Rid of gryzlikoff.</I>

217
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:17,500
Nice edit,
If I do say so myself.

218
00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:23,708
<I>tomorrow I get
Rid of gryzlikoff.</I>

219
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:29,291
So duck thinks he pulls fast
One, ah?

220
00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:36,165
Ah... Ahem.

221
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,290
Where are you, gryz?
Fixing breakfast?

222
00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:42,707
I like my eggs over
Easy with hash...

223
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,874
You'll never get away with this!

224
00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:47,875
Gryzlikoff,
You come back heeeeeeeerrrrrre!

225
00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:55,874
He'll never catch me.

226
00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:58,874
No one can swim that far.

227
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,957
Except someone who
Swam the channel twice

228
00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:05,582
While wearing a straitjacket.

229
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,874
You wanted to get rid of me.

230
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:11,290
Was it me who skipped
Out on a raft?

231
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:13,333
En garde!

232
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:33,750
[panting and wheezing]

233
00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:36,499
O.K. That's it.

234
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:40,500
This is where I draw the line!

235
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,707
Here's the deal, gryzlikoff.

236
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:55,290
This is my side. That is yours.

237
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,124
During your childish painting,

238
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,332
I have almost repaired shuttle.

239
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:03,749
Don't touch it on my side. Deal?

240
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:04,458
Deal!

241
00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:05,999
Deal!

242
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,874
Well, well, well.

243
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,999
Do I detect a note of tension

244
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,749
In this relationship?

245
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,708
Let's see what help we can be.

246
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,832
Get your hand off of coconut.

247
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,249
No, you let go.

248
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,707
It fell off my tree.

249
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,832
It fell onto my side.
So, it's mine!

250
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,624
Is not! Is, too!

251
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,415
Too, too, too! Not, not, not!

252
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:36,458
[j. Gander] <I>darkwing!
Gryzlikoff!</I>

253
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:41,082
Yes, j. Gander?

254
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:44,457
<I>f.O.W.L.'s deadline
Is drawing nearer.</I>

255
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:46,707
Yes, j. Gander.

256
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:49,749
<I>you must cooperate to
Repair the instruments.</I>

257
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,582
Is not my fault. Is his.

258
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,624
He's full of borscht.
It's his fault.

259
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,499
<I>gentlemen, gen...</I>

260
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,582
Well!

261
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,332
You've done it now, comrade!

262
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,165
You are responsible for this.

263
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,457
Gryzlikoff, look!

264
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:10,832
Ha! I'm not falling for
Oldest trick in booklet.

265
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,457
Aah! Aah!

266
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,875
Aah! Aah!

267
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,583
[darkwing coughing]

268
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,499
Oh... Ugh!

269
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,166
Yecchh!

270
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:32,249
Not that I care,
But there's a fish in your ear.

271
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:38,125
I cannot hear you.
There's a fish in my ear.

272
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,582
Hello. Ancient cave paintings.

273
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,707
These strange grids are no doubt

274
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,624
Primitive attempts
At mathematics.

275
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,624
Using my knowledge of
Prehistoric paintings,

276
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,499
I'd say these were done about...

277
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,999
10 minutes ago.

278
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,165
Steelbeak's egg men.

279
00:13:57,166 --> 00:14:00,332
That yokester was
Behind all this!

280
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,750
Oh, boys.

281
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,165
How 'bout some teamwork?
A little alley-oop?

282
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:15,875
I do not need the
Alleys or oops.

283
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,625
Watch.
You might learn something.

284
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:31,875
This is how we do
It in old country.

285
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,874
Comrade, wait.

286
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:42,165
Does this mean we are
Once more friends?

287
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,250
Well...

288
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,499
Naaaaah! Naaaaah!

289
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,082
Ha ha ha! Awright.

290
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,082
That's more like it.

291
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,707
For a minute there,

292
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,624
I thought things
Would get mushy.

293
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,000
Silly me. Now c'mon!

294
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,165
I personally wanna thank youse

295
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,707
For buyin' me some time.

296
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:06,582
Now I can blow this joint

297
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:11,125
And get ready for
The big washout.

298
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:18,457
I thought this island
Was your headquarters.

299
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:22,749
I'll make it simple for
A simpleton like you...

300
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,582
There's only one
Force strong enough

301
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,874
To control the tides.

302
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,082
Coconuts?

303
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:33,208
No, not coconuts.
The moon. The moon!

304
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,875
See ya... Never!

305
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,999
Well, here is another fine mess

306
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,750
You have got us into, comrade!

307
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,332
My fault?

308
00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:00,375
This is all your fault.

309
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:07,874
No way, noodlenik.
Was your fault.

310
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:12,499
Gryz, is this really the
Time to assign blame?

311
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,707
What say we call a truce?

312
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,374
We tried truce. It failed.

313
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,332
I have no objection
To another try.

314
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,582
On three, swing right.

315
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,290
We swing left.

316
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:27,457
Right, right! Left, left!

317
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,707
Left, left! Right, right!

318
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,833
Yaaaaaaahhhhh!

319
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,332
Is the shuttle working?

320
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,624
Is in 90% of working order.

321
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,749
We have to stop steelbeak.

322
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,582
Impossible.
Quadruplicate requisition forms

323
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,374
Are needed to leave hemisphere.

324
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,207
To leave the stratosphere,

325
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,082
The paperwork would
Be astrological!

326
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,290
Suit yourself, gryz.

327
00:16:56,291 --> 00:17:00,457
Now excuse me while
I save the world!

328
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:04,375
Let's see.
This should be the ignition.

329
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,249
It must be this one...

330
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,874
Or this one.

331
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,125
Aha!

332
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,250
I must be crazy for doing this.

333
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,957
I just realized

334
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:46,957
I do not have
Coordinates to find moon.

335
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,624
Aim for that white ball.

336
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,749
You might wanna start
Hitting the brakes now.

337
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:57,207
Remember I said
Shuttle is 90% fixed?

338
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,749
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So?

339
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,332
Brakes are in other 10%.

340
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:06,707
Ieeeeeeeeee! Yeeeeeeeagh!

341
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,290
Hoo boy!

342
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:11,999
That map company's
Gonna hear from me.

343
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,415
Sea of tranquility, my beak!

344
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:17,707
Here is oxygen helmet,
Comrade friend.

345
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,332
Thanks, pal.

346
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:24,707
I am about to become
First shush agent on moon.

347
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,249
Wait just a minute, partner.

348
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,499
What is problem, comrade?

349
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,249
I think I oughta go first.

350
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,415
Why should you get the glory?

351
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:38,416
Because I am staff.
You are only freelancer.

352
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,999
O.K. Look.
Let's don't get started again.

353
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,957
Let's settle this like adults.

354
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,999
Agreed. I'll take odds.

355
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,415
I'll take evens.

356
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,999
Once, twice, three,

357
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,957
Shoot! Evens. I win.

358
00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,207
Excuse me.
I'm about to boldly go

359
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,999
Where no mallard
Has gone before.

360
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,749
One small step
For darkwing duck,

361
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,499
One giant leap for duck... Uh!

362
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,750
Whooaaaa-hoo-hoo!

363
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:21,290
Let me consult regulation
Book for proper procedure.

364
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,332
No time!
In minutes, half of earth's cities

365
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,958
Will be humongous water parks!

366
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:37,415
And now it's time
To make some waves.

367
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:41,207
That's far enough, steelbeak.

368
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:44,124
You do get around, don't youse?

369
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:48,250
Your body is 90% water.
Did you know that?

370
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,874
And right now your
Internal organs

371
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:56,582
Are swelling and pulling apart!

372
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,207
And I feel fabulous!

373
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,749
Hey, what went wrong?

374
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,499
Why you were unaffected
By deadly ray?

375
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,124
Guess your regulation
Book's good

376
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,707
For something after all.

377
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,332
Look what you have done.

378
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,874
Unauthorized damage of regulation
Book is against regulations!

379
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:18,999
This is serious breach
Of official rules.

380
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,165
Maybe you'd be happier if I...

381
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,707
Is time for another
Truce, comrade?

382
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,708
Alley-oop, darkwing duck!

383
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,875
Here's where the tide
Turns, steelbeak.

384
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:49,208
Egg men,
Scramble those poachers!

385
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,249
C'mon, comrade.

386
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:03,000
Let's get dangerous!

387
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,000
I am outta here.

388
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,249
Next time we meet,

389
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:25,416
You won't be so
Lucky, darkwing dufus!

390
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:33,165
Steelbeak escaped,
But we saved the world.

391
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,957
Not a bad day's work.

392
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:40,207
We bury the hatchback
And work as colleagues.

393
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,874
I'm for it.

394
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:47,499
Good. It could be months
Before we are rescued.

395
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:51,249
We'll radio an sos with
Steelbeak's equipment.

396
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,457
Is against regulations
To use lunar airwaves.

397
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:57,749
Any noodlenut knows that.

398
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,749
Listen, borscht brain,
I'll tell you a thing or three,

399
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,707
Starting with this
One right here...

400
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,332
This is my side. That is yours.

401
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,249
This is my side!

402
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,208
What are you talkin' about?


